Sock Up to Dad This Father's Day

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Father’s Day presents can be such a trial. I mean what do you get the man is lucky enough to have you? Surely just being able to call you his own should be enough to satisfy any Dad, right? WRONG!

With Father’s Day looming dangerously close around the corner, it’s time you nailed down that thoughtful gift that shows Dad just how much really care. But if the thought of coming up with a last minute, thoughtful gift that says ‘I always knew you were my favourite child’ has got you in a dither then it’s time you got acquainted with the one-stop Father’s Day gift that doesn’t totally sock.

Enter Sock It Up! The super fun, sock of the month club that delivers natures finest wild caught socks to your Dad—as well as anyone else who is lucky enough to be a member.

With two super exclusive Father’s Day packages to choose from, all you have to do is choose your preferred option and we’ll take care of the rest! So you can spend less time browsing and more time socking up to the old man.

The best part? We’ll even include an adorable handwritten card and gift certificate in your order for free!

We’re so confident he’ll love his Sock It Up subscription that we’re just going to spend the rest of this blog to tell you as many bad Dad jokes as we can think of.

 


How do you know when you are going to drown in milk? When its past your eyes!

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”

A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”

A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. 

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.