Then maybe it’s time we took our relationship to the next level.
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“What’s that? A FREE pair of socks for me” you say?
Why yes kind sir!
That’s just the kind of generous, articulate, sophisticated, handsome and charming guys we are.
I mean we could go on all day about our extensive collection of celebrity friends, rippling muscles and steamy social lives all day, but frankly we’re just too classy for that kind of show boating.
But since you asked, did we tell you about the time we hung out with Leo Dicaprio…